Celebrity Snippets

A four-way sex scene with three porn stars in her most recent film?  No wonder LINDSAY LOHAN drinks.
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 Fio proposes a quick method for identifying at least 100,000 crazies who shouldn't be allowed to buy guns.  Just  check out the people who have signed Alex Jones's petition to get PIERS MORGAN deported.
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So, TOM CRUISE, perhaps confusing life with Hollywood, considers himself empowered to drive out the alien invaders within us.  Martians or hookworms?  Whatever, physician, first cure thyself.
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Fiorella is not that concerned about the British royal family, but she doesn't like the recent official portrait of KATE MIDDLETON.  It's one-dimensional, dull, and--well--stupid looking. 

Box Office Poison?

How about putting Tom Cruise and Mel Gibson together in a movie, just to check how far away audiences will stay.

Oh, wait--we need a leading lady. Lindsay Lohan?