In Hot Water

Just in time for the national RWA conference at which Fiorella wants to prance around like a prize pony, her left foot--to be precise, the TOP of her left foot for about three inches above the toes--is giving her holy hell.  She's tried consulting Dr. Google, but hasn't gotten a clear diagnosis. Husband made her an ice pack, which didn't work, so Fio fixed herself a steaming hot water bottle.  If it doesn't work, she'll be setting up an appointment with her PCP.  If it does work, she's in a bind--how can she strut her stuff at the conference with a hot water bottle strapped to the top of her left foot?

Oops, Fio just accidentally burned herself with the hot water bottle.  At this rate, she'll end up going to the conference in a full body cast.  BUT SHE WILL GO!