Guess the hair dye finally permeated his cerebral cortex. Donald Trump is running for President.
Just in time. The world news is bleak, Charlie Sheen's antics are getting old, and Lindsay Lohan hasn't been in the headlines for at least a week. We all need a fresh comic diversion.
So,thanks, Donald. And how about Tiger Woods for VP? He's on his way up again.
By the way, we expect full disclosure from presidential candidates. Who cares about a birth certificate. SHOW US YOUR HAIRLINE!