Fio's parents were from the northeast--Ohio and Pennsylvania, to be exact. They never saw a tree they didn't want chopped down.
It's a good thing the teabaggers are rich--all those costumes must cost a pretty penny.
Have you noticed? These days, not even the glamorous movie stars can get guys to marry them.
Back when, learning to type meant the only career one aspired to was as a secretary. Since Fio wanted to be an artist and writer, she developed nice handwriting instead. Obviously that was before the computer was invented. Oh, the irony of it all.