Saturday, January 2, 2010

Confessions of a Vacuum-a-phobic

Every two weeks the maid vacuums the floors, thank goodness, because Fiorella doesn't.

Fiorella has several rationalizations for not vacuuming. Like that there are more important things in life than floors. Like that it doesn't matter whether she vacuums them or not because they'll just get dirty again. Like that if push comes to shove, she can always use the broom.

But the plain truth of the matter is that Fiorella was a yappy little Spaniel in her past life and is still afraid of vacuum cleaners.

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