Thursday, October 1, 2020

Fiorella's Back in Town!

It took a week, $$$, and a kind neighbor, but FIORELLA IS BACK AGAIN!

She's also full of questions, like why had a double whammy of malware been launched at her? Your girl has opinions, but she's not exactly a star on the world stage. On the other hand, maybe the attack was personal--had Fio, who tries to always be kind, offended someone lately? Or could it have been coincidence, a mistake in a programming?

The only plus was that in her desperation for human contact, Fiorella turned on daytime TV and, EUREKA, watched two "Miss Fisher" episodes for free!

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 Did Fio tell you that in the midst of everything else, her doctor scheduled her for a coumadin check-up without being sure the proper syringes were in stock which resulted in your girl, who had sat in the waiting room for forty-five minutes, having to drive down the street to a Walgreens to get her blood properly drawn?

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Fiorella accidentally tuned in on the presidential debate and was fascinated by how red and sweaty Trump was--also by the nasty faces he made, his rudeness, and his attempt to smear his opponent's family. In contrast, Biden played it cool, focused on his audience rather than Trump, and maintained the sort of dignity required of a world leader.

Back to her kind neighbor. It was Michael, of course. Fio is thinking of drugging him somehow, packing him in a suitcase, and taking him with her when she moves 😉

 Fio, the beloved of mosquitoes and every other carnivorous flyer, is hoping and praying for a blast of cold weather. Translation: She woke up with three bites on her face this morning.

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