Tactics

Did you know adult armadillos can be as long as two feet and weigh almost twenty pounds? And that they have claws like daggers and usually carry leprosy? Yeah, Fio's been doing a lot of research lately, and the leprosy bit is no old wives' tale.

But how to kill-o a dill-o? Poisons don't work, but .22s do. Since Fio isn't that bloodthirsty--yet--she's planning an aversion campaign of cayenne pepper, mothballs, and urine.

Don't ask where the urine's coming from.