Tuesday, July 6, 2010

Naturalization

Zdrahstvwee, camerade.

Hidey there, Boris, whazzup?

Camerade, Kremlin voices discontent concerning request for funds to be building svimming pool in back yard of too expensive home.

Not to worry, guy. You want Britney--I mean Svetlana--and me to stay undercover don't you? Well, then, it's gotta be a pool. Everyone in the neighborhood has a pool, and we might arouse suspicions by being different, ya see? It's part of blending in with the locals, like the country club membership. Unnerstand?

Whether do you you remember mission?

Sure do, big guy. Don't worry. Sveta and I will come through for you. We read the National Enquirer every week for secret government information.

Good, xahruhshoh. Now concerning cabin cruiser . . . .

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