Husband is in the closet right now--the dining room closet, to be exact. He's growing mushrooms.
Brother and his wife gave Husband a mushroom-growing kit for Christmas and he's tended the little beasties faithfully, spritzing the soil every two days. So far, he's gotten five good crops out of his labor, and he's totally enamored of fresh mushrooms.
I think I've lost the dining room closet forever.