Sunday, November 15, 2009

Snippy Snippets

Wendy Dog went through three cones, several leg wraps, and four sprays. The only thing that kept her from licking the hotspot on her leg was--you'll love this--Ben Gay.
Saw a sign advertising "organic mattresses" when I was in town yesterday. What are they stuffed with--corn shucks?
I hear that writing for Harlequin is like living in Sun City—rigorously circumscribed—or maybe circumcised, but I don’t want to get into that.

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