Keeping Up

Fiorella knows you have been waiting with bated breath for her update on various news topics, so here it is:

Jon and Kate. She's a diva and he's a lout. A pox on both their houses.

Sarah Palin. She didn't like it back on the farm once that she'd seen Paree so she quit the governorship to jet hither and yon across the lower forty-eight making speeches, reliving her campaign glory.

Britney Spears and Whitney Houston. The former has forgotten how to dance and the latter has forgotten how to sing.

Ellen DeGeneres as the new American Idol judge. Please, Simon, get down on bended knee and beg Paula to come back. Ellen is a nice girl, but music is not her forte.

2008 Census: Household income is down and poverty rates are up and people aren't spending the way they used to. Well--duh.