Washington Update According to Fio

Fiorella is gleeful that her prediction about Sean Spicer has come true, that no matter how much he laughs at himself and admits he was lying the whole time he was Trump's mouthpiece, he can't get a broadcasting job.  Does he really expect kiss-and-make-up from a news world he berated and betrayed?

Meanwhile John Kelly looks like a man about to throw up every time Trump speaks on camera, and the other Kelly, Kellyanne Conway, is still in the White House basement, where most of us hope she stays.

Interesting that those anti-Hillary ads on Facebook are being traced back to Russia. During the election, Fiorella kept inquiring about where the heck the pcture-posts were coming from, but she opined they were being run off in some Trumpster's basement. Never guessed the source was a Kremlin boiler room.

But meanwhile, Trump sails on. 😨😨😨

The Plot

Donald Trump, ugly man,
Signs a heartless Muslim ban
Turns the country upside down
Grabs his clubs, skips out of town,
And in the Kremlin, across the miles,
Putin smiles. Putin smiles.

Is Trump a Russian Operative?

It seems like Donald Trump is hell-bent on alienating everyone in this country, one insult at a time. But maybe Fio isn't giving him enough credit.  Maybe he's an undercover operative for the Kremlin.  Maybe he was turned when he was in Russia setting up the beauty contest and is now dedicated to undermining America.

Speaking of Russia, where has Melania disappeared to?  Her webpage has been discontinued and she seems to have dropped out of sight.  And what about Sarah Palin?  Maybe Trump's decided to move on.  After all, women are disposable in his world.

Where Are You?

Gdyeh moy roosskee druzyah ooshlee?

Where have Fio's Russian friends gone? Ever since Fiorella began this blog in 2008, the old Soviet bloc has been her major audience. Whether it was because of her own Eastern European roots, because she'd studied the roosskee yazik in college, or because Putin thought her posts were so ridiculous that they must be encrypted messages to American spies lurking about in the Kremlin, Fio doesn't know.  All she knows is that they're gone.

On the other hand, her Chinese following is picking up.  Nee hao!