Washington Update According to Fio

Fiorella is gleeful that her prediction about Sean Spicer has come true, that no matter how much he laughs at himself and admits he was lying the whole time he was Trump's mouthpiece, he can't get a broadcasting job.  Does he really expect kiss-and-make-up from a news world he berated and betrayed?

Meanwhile John Kelly looks like a man about to throw up every time Trump speaks on camera, and the other Kelly, Kellyanne Conway, is still in the White House basement, where most of us hope she stays.

Interesting that those anti-Hillary ads on Facebook are being traced back to Russia. During the election, Fiorella kept inquiring about where the heck the pcture-posts were coming from, but she opined they were being run off in some Trumpster's basement. Never guessed the source was a Kremlin boiler room.

But meanwhile, Trump sails on. 😨😨😨

Alternate News Alert

In an alternate universe far away
Ruled by Princess Kellyanne Conway
Where right is wrong and wrong is right
Where night is day and day is night,
Where science is a left-wing scheme
A massacre occurred in Bowling Green

Falling Apart, and More to Come

Fiorella, who has always endorsed the idea of alternate universes, was less thrilled by the idea of alternate facts. In fact, she's horrified.  Conway walked herself off the plank with that one.

Trump's reign has not started well. Not only did Kellyanne botch a big one, but the Donald threw a hissy fit about the low attendance at his inauguration, his press secretary berated the news corps for accurately reporting the numbers, and women across the world marched in protest against him. It must have been a lot easier when all the Trumpster was doing was grabbing pussies and handing out rhinestone tiaras.

Meanwhile, Saturday Night Live is having a field day, and  Vladimer Putin sits back in his office chair with a smile on his face and the video tapes in his desk drawer.