You may take the high road, but Fiorella will take the low road from now on. Yes, she's donating every last high-heeled shoe in her closet (even the red ones, sigh) to The Caring Place for some young chick to enjoy while she grounds herself with flats.
Fio's hairdresser has moved to Washington State, which is too far a drive for Fiorella. It's not just the hair care Fio misses, but the company.
Fio wants a tummy tuck. Yeah, three kids with an average birth-weight of ten pounds will do it to you. Then there's that seventy pounds of avoirdupois she gained and managed to shed a while back.
More and more, the only part of the newspaper that makes sense to Fio is the comic strips.