August

You know it's hot out when the water that splashed on your shorts while you were trying to cool your steering wheel dries before you reach the next stoplight.

Put Asunder by an Air Conditioner

The upstairs air conditioner is out, and the new one won't get installed till next week, which means Fio, who likes to sleep cold, is bedding down on the couch in the den for the duration while Husband, who actually likes the warmer temperature, is staying upstairs. Sonia Dog is rotating between them.