Have you noticed that Trump is never photographed with his youngest? That there are no father-son outings, no tramps around the links together, no companionable visits to the local fast-food hutch? It's like Melania is the only parent. Hmmmm....
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When Fiorella had children, she expected them all to be little copies of her--with maybe a smidgen of their father thrown in. But they weren't. Insead they were themselves, and radically different from each other at that.
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Did Fiorella tell you that on International Women's Day, Daughter posted a beautiful tribute to her on line and gave out Fio's address to the world? Your faithful correspondent cried, of course, and she's still glowing.
Showing posts with label Melania. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Melania. Show all posts
Sunday, March 11, 2018
Tuesday, July 11, 2017
Bras, Kardashians, Estela Carrillo, Trump, Afterlife
How do men survive without bras? Fio stores her glasses, credit card, car keys, lipstick, and a couple of Kleenexes in her bra while she's out gadding about. Good thing she doesn't have go through any metal detectors.
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Fiorella is tired of the stupid Trump family. She wants everything back to normal--you know, with the Kardashians being the dopiest family on television.
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Fio will admit she herself has been around long enough to know it's true that what goes around comes around, like names, fashion, politics, and philosophies. Nothing new under the sun, as they say. Hey--maybe that will apply to people too. See you in your next life!
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La Doble Vida de Estela Carrillo is drawing to its inevitable close, but it's still spitting out screwball drama. Danilo knocked out Estela with an anesthetic for horses so he could rape her, but she doesn't know it yet because she was--well--knocked out. That boy's getting more and more vicious--remember that he strangled Tommy to death last week--and there's not much further he can go, though it might be a good idea if, on his way out, he took down Mr. Green, the evil Americano politician who held Estela and her daughter captive for a week or so.
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What if Trump once upon a time had a brain of his own which was replaced by a Russian model installed by Putin and is operated by Melania?
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Fiorella is tired of the stupid Trump family. She wants everything back to normal--you know, with the Kardashians being the dopiest family on television.
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Fio will admit she herself has been around long enough to know it's true that what goes around comes around, like names, fashion, politics, and philosophies. Nothing new under the sun, as they say. Hey--maybe that will apply to people too. See you in your next life!
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La Doble Vida de Estela Carrillo is drawing to its inevitable close, but it's still spitting out screwball drama. Danilo knocked out Estela with an anesthetic for horses so he could rape her, but she doesn't know it yet because she was--well--knocked out. That boy's getting more and more vicious--remember that he strangled Tommy to death last week--and there's not much further he can go, though it might be a good idea if, on his way out, he took down Mr. Green, the evil Americano politician who held Estela and her daughter captive for a week or so.
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What if Trump once upon a time had a brain of his own which was replaced by a Russian model installed by Putin and is operated by Melania?
Labels:
brain,
bras,
Kardashians,
Melania,
politics,
Putin,
reincarnation,
repetition,
telenovela,
Trump
Monday, June 5, 2017
Potpourrie
Fio is a slave to her wristwatch. First thing in the morning, it slips itself around her wrist like a manacle and the rat race begins.
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As Melania has said, if Trump is hit, he hits back three time as hard. So, because Macron over-powered his power grip, Trump decided to screw the world.
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Fiorella isn't as enraged as others seem to be about the bodies buried beneath churches, hospitals, and other edifices. Actually, she thinks we all live on top of decay, human and otherwise. Life has been around for a long time now, and death has to end up somewhere.
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Fio can write what she cannot say.
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I can't do it all
I'm not a one-man band
Come on, people,
Please--lend me a hand
Labels:
corpses,
Macron,
Melania,
Paris Accord,
poetry,
slavery,
snippets,
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Tuesday, January 17, 2017
Fio Loves Being in Control
Fiorella is queen of Facebook. All she has to do is say something and Gwen Hodges attacks long and loud. Now, Gwen is nothing if not predictable, so predictable that Fio decided to test her by posting information about Melania's atheist Marxist-Leninist roots, followed by "Hmm..."
Yup, Gwen's response was apoplectic. Nothing meaningful, just shouting and lies, which a foot-long parade of counter-responses are mowing to the ground. It was sort of fun, though, setting her up to look ridiculous. And so appropriate following MLK Day, which Gwen opened up with an ugly picture of John Lewis and an equally ugly condemnation of him.
Yup, Gwen's response was apoplectic. Nothing meaningful, just shouting and lies, which a foot-long parade of counter-responses are mowing to the ground. It was sort of fun, though, setting her up to look ridiculous. And so appropriate following MLK Day, which Gwen opened up with an ugly picture of John Lewis and an equally ugly condemnation of him.
Friday, January 13, 2017
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