The Wonder That Is Around Us

Hey, isn't it about time for Stormy Daniels to pop up again?
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Please don't be mean to Fio or she will have no choice but to cast you as a villain in one of her books and, ultimately, kill you off.
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I glance around the den, and my mother's voice lectures me from the grave about how messy it is. Obviously, she didn't write.
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I didn't know my mother was a young woman when I was a child until, as an adult, I saw a photo of her with me in her lap.
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It's nice to have great gobs of hair
Because then there'll be some hair to spare
When I get old and start to shed
To warm my head when I am dead