FROM MIDDLE SCHOOL TO CHILDREN IN CAGES

Ah, middle school, when Daughter insisted on being let out of the car on a different corner than her brother so no one would know they were acquainted, when girls said they wanted to declare their indivuality, then disappeared into the uniformity of a drill team, when one's mother appearing on the school premesis was an embarrasment beyond enduring.
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 Did Fiorella tell you that, as far as she can tell, a dominent blue-eye gene runs in her family? Despite her father and his brother marrying dark-eyed women, all their children--seven total--have blue eyes. Same thing happened when Fio married a man with dark brown eyes. She's got an email out now to check on the third generation of eyes on her uncle's side of the family.
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Confession: Fio wanted so much to be able to text her friends and family, but now that she can, she get annoyed by the WHUP sound that signals she has to drop everything to answer a tweet.
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Fiorella is very happy about the way Mueller has corraled Manafort and Cohen. Let's see what happens next.
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REMEMBER THE CHILDREN! WHEN WILL THEY BE SET FREE?

The Circus Has Come to DC

Fiorella is fascinated with the latest turns the Mueller investigation has taken. First of all, Tump's own lawyers looked at Mueller's topic list, made up questions from it, then blabbed them to the world. Second, Trump's new lawyer, the same old Giuliani, took the situation into a whole new direction by proclaiming that Trump had repaid Cohen the $130K that Cohen had paid to Stormy Daniels to shut her up about her one-night liason with the orange one, contradicting Trump's claim that he never knew about the payoff. And, of course, earlier in the week, Trump had let the cat out of the bag in trying to distance himself from Cohen by saying he only used him for taking care of things like the Stormy Daniels situation.

Yeah, it's high times in DC right now! Stay tuned for the next exciting installment!

Truth and Consequences

A bee in his bonnet
Putin's ring in his nose
Trump shall spread discord
Wherever he goes

Like a panther in the night
Mueller prowls
No one know when he will strike
Till Trumper howls