J&K Postscripts

I heard that Jon recently consulted with a rabbi and announced he is half Jewish. The Korean half?
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Jon and Kate were well-matched. She's anal and he's an a******.
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Maybe there's hope. I hear he's gotten rid of the ear studs. Now if Kate would just stop tanning and doing weird things to her hair.

TV and Radio Snippets

John and Kate Plus Hate
Kate spends her time gilding the lily in tanning salons while Jon seems determined to kill the TV program that lays the golden egg.

Rush to Judgment
More and more, Rush Limbaugh is the articulate voice of the mean, ignorant, arrogant, and spiteful.

Leave it to Eddie
What a disappointment that Eddie Haskell grew up to be an LA cop. If life were true to TV, he'd be in jail now for a Ponzi scheme even worse than Bernie's.

Revue

Back to Jon and Kate again. Groan.

Fio has been thinking. No wonder their marriage went south. Kate has her standards-- and they're higher than anyone else's. Jon has his standards too--and they're lower than anyone else's.

Never the twain should have met.