From the Ridiculous to the Sublime

It's amazing how fast "just one glazed doughnut" becomes a dozen.
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Fio wants someone to invent windshield wipers that will turn on automatically, then adjust their rhythm to the amount of rain falling on the car window.
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Maybe people die because they don't want to be old anymore.
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Once the unthinkable has happened, one realizes it can happen again.
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The universe is logical, and that logic is God.