Snippets in Progress

Fiorella doesn't like the concept of competitive eating.  It's gross and disrespects food.  She doesn't like the Kardashians either--they're gross and disrespect decency.
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How about somebody manufacturing a laptop with a handle on it so Fio can carry it like a briefcase? And has she told you she wants a laptop that, like her new printer, doesn't feed itself through cords trailing across the floor?
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Fio has just discovered she misused the word "importunate."  Too bad.  Wasn't the first, won't be the last.