The Dump Yodel

I've written the lyrics to an up-to-date country-western song. Now, you set it to music:

Dumped ya, didn't she--
Coulda told you how it would be,
Knew you wouldn't listen to me;
You thought you had everything all set,
But your hot romance turned out all wet
'Cause she was just an internet fantasy!

Yodel-odel-adee- odel-a-adee!

Dumped ya, didn't she--
You thought her voice sounded extra sex-ee
But it turned out she wasn't even a "she";
You thought you had everything all set,
But your hot romance turned out all wet
'Cause she was just an internet fantasy!

Yodel-odel-adee-odel-a-adee, odel-a-adee!